Funny

1: Biwi sotay main zor se chilayi,
jadli utho mera shohar a gya.
pathan utha khirki se chalang laga di.
tang tut gayi phir khayal aya,
main hi to shohar hon..haha



2: Once a pathan stood first in the class
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teacher aksed: phar likh kar kia banna chahte ho?
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LADy DocTor..hhaha



3:Sardar: i love u da ki matlab e?
Girl: main tum se pyar karti ho.
SArdar. aj kal dian kuryan te bariyan be sharam ne 1 gal
da matlab ki pochya free he ho gayi hahaha...


4:majnu laila ki zulfon main aisa khoya k be hosh ho gya.
jab hosh aya to us ne piocha?
laila kitne dino se sar nahi dhoya haaahhahahaha..


5:Heaven is wen u hav a german car,american salary,
chinese food& pakistani wife.
Hell is wen car is chinese,food is german wife is american and salary
is pakistani :p


6:in 2018
Larkiyan larki ko daikh kar:
kya mast bacha hai yar muje iss bache ka number chaiye,
larka sharmate howe:
ap k gher baap bahi nahi hai kia :p


7: sardar ki wife ne kisi or se shadi kar li
wo roz us k gher k samne poti kar ata.
dost: yeh kia harkat hai.
Sardar: usey batana chahata ho k, us pyar k
bina bhuka nahi mar raha :d


8:mareez muje bemari hai na khao to bhok lagti hai,
na soyo to neend ati hai,
zayda kaam karo to thak jata hon.
Doc: sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho ajo ge haahah


9: Ek larki thi dewani c,
mobile le kar chalti thi
nazren jhuka k
sharma k
main main janey kia
dekha kari thi
kush kehna tha
shayad usko
par jane kis se darti thi
jab b milti thi muj se
yehi pocha karti thi..
yeh on kese hiota hai?
or main siraf yehi kehta tha..
yeh mobile nahi TV ka remote hai :d


10: dil to chaahta hau
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.chapal utar k
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boot pehan lo sardyan jo a gayi hai :p


11: hawain kehti hain
pyar karo
fizain kehti hain
pyar karo
baharian kehti hain
pyar karo
or ghel waley kehty hain
''Tusi sub to nikkay oo hlay intezar karo :p


12: dophar k khane ko english main kia kehtye hain?
or us j akhri 2 lafz kaat do to kya banta hai?
drust awab diya to sare ka sara tum le laina :d jaahhaaahahaa


13: This is crime story..
five 4rnds live in a room namely MAd,Brain
Somebody,no boddy and fool...
one day
some boddy killed no boddy.. at that time brain was in bathrom ,
mad: called police,
MAd: is it police station?
Police: yes
what is the matter?
MAd: smeboddy killed no boddy.
Police: r u mad?
MAd: yes i m mad.
police: dont u have a brain?
mad: brain is in bathroom.
police. u fool

MAD: no fool is reading this story :d hahaahaha